Heavily acclaimed director Martin Scorsese has signed up to film ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ with none other than Leonardo Di Caprio taking the lead. It will be the fifth film that the pair will be undertaking (following massive successes – The Aviator, Gangs of New York, Shutter Island, and The Departed).
Even better, this team will be joined by Terrence Winter of The Sopranos, and Boardwalk Empire fame, who will be writing the screenplay for the flick.
Check out this awesome interview with John Cusack in his latest upcoming flick, The Raven where he’ll be playing the legendary writer & poet, Edgar Allan Poe, with a dark, funky twist!!
I’ll definitely be looking forward to this one, though I’m still a bit miffed over Cusack playing Poe. Personally, I could’ve seen Edward Norton in the title role, but you can’t have everything.
Holy monkeyballs, we are about to live in a world with a Human Centipede Trilogy. Think about that. God, we’re depraved. Tom Six, what the fuck? If it helps any, Dieter Laser (who plays the mad surgeon) and Laurence R. Harvey have already signed on for the flick. Read the full article HERE.
You sick fucks.
In sadder news, the legendary concept artist, Ralph McQuarrie, has passed. You may recognise some of the films he’s worked on – Star Wars, E.T., Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, a few amongst many. He also designed a huge number of epic characters such as Darth Vader, R2-D2, Chewie, and C3PO. R.I.P.
The Jersey Shore’s resident Oompa Loompa has announced that she is indeed knocked up, and a dozen men in the vicinity has gone into hiding. We as a people have ignored the warning of the Gods (“KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS”), and now we have inadvertently begun the end of the world.
The face of a nurturing womb.
In other MORE IMPORTANT news, Davy Jones, lead singer of The Monkees has passed. The world is suddenly far too dark a place to live in. R.I.P.
It’s been an exciting February for us all. Let’s recap.
1. OBVIOUSLY, the death of Whitney Houston has left the world bereft. Unless you’re my completely oblivious housemate, you’d have known that Ms. Houston passed away some short weeks ago. Tragedy tragedy. Fear not, however, the internet has outdone itself trying to cheer us up.
2. Which brings us to Angelina Jolie’s right leg. What a leg it is. I do urge you to follow this magnificent gam on Twitter.
3. Also on Twitter, former couple Chris Brown + Rihanna have totes been flirting it up. I don’t know whether RiRi is just stupid, or the peen is just that good. Either way, gross.
4. Jean Dujardin is a DREAM. A DREAM I TELL YOU!
5. Adele wins everything imaginable. And thanks her bastard ex.
Adrian Monk is BACK! Everybody’s favourite OCD detective returns to the small screen in the form of a TV movie, which as creator Andy Breckman claims, will air in December of this year!!!
Can’t wait for this one! Frankenweenie (a parody of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein) is a remake of Tim Burton’s 1984 short film of the same name. And it is super adorable! It centres around a boy who brings back his beloved dog back to life.
Scarily though, this reminds me of that horrid TV show I Cloned My Pet. Not animated. Yes, it is EXACTLY what you think it is. Desperate, lonely people who, instead of seeking therapy, decide to clone their dead pets back to life. Yikes.
Mattel (bless their souls) are FINALLY putting the Back To The Future pink hoverboard into production!!!!!
This is the day I’ve waited for all my young life. HOWEVER, due to the high costs of creating the hoverboard, Mattel is asking for a minimum amount of pre-orders.
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